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Welcome to the glorious blog of Kameran. I post a big mix of everything, from fandom things to feminist rants to food. If you ever need somebody to talk to, hop on over to my ask and just let me know.
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ishipitlikeups:

ishipitlikeups:

If you are ever feeling down, just remember that if I was able to go from taking my calculator to prom my junior year

to somehow being Homecoming Queen senior year

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then anything is possible.

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strepsis:

when people think being a farmer is easy. lol get a clue sweetie. smc. (shucking my corn).

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

starinhercorner:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

Thank you for your time

me: wears pajamas
me: showers
me: changes into clean pajamas

brownpeopleproblems:

The ground-breaking metamorphosis scene in the Michael Jackson short film ‘Black or White’ released in 1991

this is still pretty groundbreaking and its been almost 22 years

naijackellen:

dysmenorrhea is like having satan living in your uterus

vive-la-enjolrass:

different-inyour-eyes:

forever reblog

This. This just make a my day.

dennisillustration:

drunkfeferi:

jaredpadaleckijr:

imgfave:

Posted by philburt

yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.




And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.

dennisillustration:

drunkfeferi:

jaredpadaleckijr:

imgfave:

Posted by philburt

yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.

And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.

super-wolves:

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

larrystolemytardisfromdestiel:

officialschool:

megustamemes:

Japan does pranks right

he tripped 3 times


#horror movie material

larrystolemytardisfromdestiel:

officialschool:

megustamemes:

Japan does pranks right

he tripped 3 times

#horror movie material

500daysofeffyou:

new year new me *evolves into Charizard*

sarcastic-snowflake:

this is some satisfying shit

sarcastic-snowflake:

this is some satisfying shit